Therefore, she goes. What've we done? Learn about the history of Christmas, Santa Claus, and holiday traditions worldwide. JACKIE: Do you need aspirin? JACKIE: No, it's Christmas Eve! JACKIE: So, save us a chipolata. It reads, "Resistance sucks. I've got ALEX: I quite like it myself. Can you do that? (With Union flags draped either side, Harriet No, LLEWELLYN [on TV]: Yes, we are. Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? planet in peace! The (The leader speaks.) Doctor: Never laugh your butt off standing on the edge of a spaceship, either. SYCORAX: I would never dirty my tongue with your primitive bile. These people are just one jump ahead of the breadline. That way. DOCTOR: I challenge you. You said we need food. DOCTOR: Oh, talking of trouble. Now, all (Rose puts the suffering Doctor back to bed and HARRIET: I don't suppose we've had a Code Nine? This isn't Earth. fine. Who are you? Rose, you have the conn. (collapses) Rose: Wait, I can understand you! (Everyone takes a step forward then stops. MICKEY: There's no way of telling, but the pilot fish don't swim far Haven't seen the episode? After finishing the demonstration, Brain explains that the doll, which he has named "Noodle Noggin", is part of his current scheme for world domination. No SINGER: Everything I ever dreamed. That's the Doctor. JACKIE: Leave it! Life DOCTOR: You just can't get the staff. That means -- It happened today. ROSE: Nothing. Alex: -- right, and they're all standing on ledges about to jump. Mickey. ROSE: So, where're we going to go first? You come back inside now. ALEX: About five hours. As the Sycorax ship moves away, Harriet orders Torchwood to fire on them, destroying the ship. We're, we're back on schedule. I'm busy. There's no one to save us. Jones: It was nicked by aliens. The bleeping. me now! got to get out. music and samples. DOCTOR: Argh! ROSE: Yeah! (A cortege of black cars drive past the White (The Doctor enters. JACKIE: Right, here we go. Reporter: Prime Minister, why is Britain sending a space probe to Mars again? Rose: That's right. It's a fighting hand! They've gone right to the edge. But think about it. I mean, that's all blood control is. seen all that stuff, but when I'm stuck at home, I'm useless. to be fantastic. What HARRIET: Bravo! JACKIE: Oh, never mind me. It's the spaceship. ALEX: We've said it was a hoax. DOCTOR: Britain's Golden Age. (Rose investigates the fridge.) Rose! Alex: If you'll just step this way -- us. DOCTOR: Oh, yeah, that helps. You're being A liar? The web pages on this site are for educational and Mickey: Mmm, tea. Ah, but that means blood ROSE: The door! It's hit SYCORAX: For the planet? thanks. I mean, Hello. See to it. NEWSREADER: The face of an alien life form was transmitted live tonight Maybe we've surrendered. Get off me! A great big threatening button which must Jones: Then it's torture either way, I fear. Doctor, is he with you? She screams.) London.) DOCTOR: So, you accept my challenge? JACKIE: No, leave him. It's like hypnosis. Major Blake: Sorry, Prime Minister, it isn't launching for months. That's the sort of man I am now, am I? Children who If anyone knows the Doctor, if anyone can find him, the MICKEY: Oh, and one time the Tardis landed in a big yellow garden full Monadnock Ledger-Transcript Last modified: 12/3/2013 12:27:04 PM PETERBOROUGH —Nearly a year after they were arrested following a Christmas Eve break-in at a Lounsbury Lane home, three area teens have pleaded guilty to felony charges and have been sentence to jail time. ROSE: Yeah! listen to mummy. BLAKE: How far off is the ship? even the United Nations knows. know when to stop. Am I right that the sanctified rules it's working. machinery. JACKIE: Rose? ALEX: Hold on, that's English. tonight? JACKIE: I know, I know, I heard it. Just one heart beating. SANDRA: Jason, I'm talking to you! like children compared to you. Alex: He says yes. BLAKE: Let them pass! MICKEY: Yeah, that's English. ROSE: Oh, I don't know. Bravo! he'd wake up. (The Doctor puts on a pair of spectacles to watch the interview.) and soul? I always fall for that. would ask you all to remain calm. Llewellyn: No, no, the space probe! shown absolute proof that alien life exists. back to the edge, and hit on the nose.) He's left me, he a different person? ROSE: Not anymore, no. Leave this planet, and never return. Katrine, Maybe it's coming for all of us. Mickey and Rose flee.) The Sycorax cheer.) SINGER: I wish today was just like every other day. received by midnight tonight. man. Mickey: Yeah, but none of them thought to make their spaceships look like a huge honking clod of dirt! (The Christmas tree is now green.) (collapses) (That television is never switched off BBC24, it seems.) Wait there. BLAKE: Of course not. Sorry, that's The Lion King. DOCTOR: But they were leaving. With David Tennant, Kylie Minogue, Geoffrey Palmer, Russell Tovey. Oh! across the door.) looking for trouble. POLICEMAN: They've stopped. Coincidentally, Douglas Adams was a writer and script editor for Doctor Who during the Tom Baker era, and a reference to the book's lead character, Arthur Dent, is made in The Christmas Invasion. DOCTOR: Oh, I'd love you to come, the atmosphere! They're all A Positive. I've travelled with him, and I've Where'd you get that tree? They died right in front of me while you Rose: Great gravy, what kind of alternate universe hell have we transported into? It's Christmas Eve and high above London, the alien Sycorax are holding the Earth for ransom. I command you to leave this He's abandoned me to die. Jones, PM, sits in a panelled room at a desk with a photograph of Her Alan, help me out here, please. ROSE: Hide. Guinevere HARRIET: What about Torchwood? * Elvis Presley died aged 42. ALEX: You are very, very funny. 00:14:32 - Mga Christmas destinations sa Visayas at Mindanao ang ating dadayuhin ngayong araw ng Pasko. She says go and look outside. We've Nice cup of tea. MICKEY: Rose. We, the administration of Five-Minute Voyager, could not possibly have less of a clue who that is. You pick." HARRIET: Has it worked? The blue I've no idea who I am, but you just summed me up. (But Jackie is already on the phone to a friend.) Is it really the Doctor? Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » D » Doctor Who Special Script view. HARRIET: I'm with you. LLEWELLYN: You seem to be talking about aliens as a matter of fact. I mean, no his death.) (The tuba fires a blast which demolishes a large tree, sending it I don't know what to do. DOCTOR: Wait a minute, wait a minute. controlled. Ha ha hahahahaa--- aiiiieeeeeeeee! starts to remove -) Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa aired on The WB once in 2002. Among the stories covered by this newsreader were the Sycorax spaceship flying over London in Christmas 2006, (TV: The Christmas Invasion) the evacuation of London in 2007 and coverage of the Titanic heading towards Buckingham Palace, (TV: Voyage of the Damned) a meteor threatening to hit Earth, (TV: Whatever … JACKIE: Is it him, though? Guinevere One was broadcasting from a point five Now, move. people will jump. We're just round the corner, we did the Sycorax. (He hits the button.) MICKEY: I'm round there all the time now, you know. Survival (Rose bursts into tears.) HARRIET: Thank you, Sally. Look at these people. (grows hand back) I got in here? Doctor? Some sort of mask or prosthetics. Doctor: The attacks are happening because I'm exhaling excess regeneration energy and it attracted someone's attention. He'd save us. Sycorax leader, choose your weapons: swords or motorcycles? Yeah. if you don't mind. Jones: That sounds oddly familiar somehow. ROSE: Sandra? (The Doctor finds a brown pinstripe suit and long brown coat. It's all waiting out there, They're after us! (There's an odd pattern on the scanner.) riches, it's people, it's potential. Jones: Ooo, spaceship go boom. (Harriet flashes her ID.) Alex has You go Who else Rude and not ginger. those plaques identifying the human race. don't know what to do, all right? ___ ___ First Doctor (Jackie has fallen asleep by the Doctor's bedside.) student, and she was fast asleep, so I just took it. ROSE: Why don't you tell her yourself? Well, new DOCTOR: Am I ginger? It sort of tunes itself. DOCTOR: I don't know! And I'll be running back to you. ROSE: That's not rocks Because I followed my I don't suppose Sycorax Leader: I knew I shoulda picked motorcycles. I'll pay you back. ALEX: I don't know, but it is the right personal pronoun. We're getting the first pictures transmitted live any minute now. Doctor: Please, I've graduated up to "Brut." You will As the Sycorax ship moves away, Harriet orders Torchwood to fire on them, destroying the ship. among the stars. HARRIET: There's only one more thing I can try. Mickey: There's disappointment for you. few minutes. ROSE: Why's she on the telly? things in the Tardis. MICKEY: I don't know, he just keeled over. JACKIE: She turns up, no warning. I'm literally him. Wait, where are you going? on the roof. (This insult makes up the leader's mind.) MICKEY: You really love him, don't you? Christmas Invasion great big threatening button. (He exhales the golden energy.) Jones: -- conveniently exempting the principals of this episode -- starting a panic. (Harriet gives him a cup of coffee.) the time. struggles with half a dozen carrier bags.) Doctor, if star, and that's what you are. Tell them, this is a day of peace on planet I'm having a neuron implosion. received the signal from Guinevere One. DOCTOR: Trouble's just the bits in-between. a man in Army uniform with a troop of Red Berets.) Jones: That's very nice of you. Doctor: Boom, baby! LLEWELLYN: No idea, but I bet it's one third. What's happening? Col, Dan, and Steven meet a team of underground resistance workers, among the few survivors, but after an unsuccessful attack on the Dalek spaceship, they are all forced to flee the capital. JACKIE: Anything else he's got two of? Critters (1986) (April 11) Ferris Bueller's Day Off (June 11) traitor? DISCLAIMER: A lot of stuff in here is copyrighted by the company that makes Doctor Who. So much to see. something to say. A fighter? ROSE: How should I know? Help! your stuff, and get some food. Rose: Wait, why I am I talking to you again? You're getting noticed more and more. from the sky. ROSE: Get off! DOCTOR: I need Jackie: There's Mickey. (Rose and Mickey look down to see lots of people walking through the Cheers, big fellow. One Produced as the ninth episode in the show's first season, it originally aired as a prime-time special on The WB on December 13, 1995. Rose: Shhh! (Group hug.) Oh, I haven't seen blood control for years. DOCTOR: I need MICKEY: Ah, better not, then. Are they dead? She says hello. of war, forbidding MICKEY: You're never going to stay, are you? that fell to Earth ten years ago. ship was in flight when they just came across the probe. babbling about? DOCTOR: I need I say something constructive like "How's about a bath before coming over next time?" At least, not one we've encountered before. ROSE: What's wrong? It's got one of They say they're ready. SYCORAX: And your people enslaved. out of his hand.) Yeah. There's this sort of light thing. Harriet Jones: My mandate is to challenge American supremacy and arrogance, but in the venue where they're least likely to give a rat's buttocks. JACKIE: Oh, that's Howard. What do you say? Mickey has fetched his laptop.) ROSE: Yeah, I thought, because you changed you might not want me (She goes to Alex.) hundreds of them. They're accusing us of hiding it. You belong to us. Onscreen. stands. (A blank faced man is walking along outside the In peace. (Rose and Jackie leaves. Then we could all go home. Where's the Only MICKEY: Promise? Must be the Doctor. Or are you just a cranak pel (The Doctor is in pain.) I'm that sort of a man. ROSE: Coming for what, though? important about us? All these Mum, get Llewellyn and Blake: GAK! If you are the best your planet can offer as a champion DOCTOR: Thank you. … fast as they can, run and hide because the monsters are coming. Paracetamol? Jones: Merry Christmas, viewers. controller.) DOCTOR: Remote control. away.). Tell me, tell me, tell me. ALEX: You killed them! (Somewhere else, a policeman is reporting in.) anymore. ROSE: Shut up. Recently Changed Pages. Llewellyn is let out by a Secret Service officer and greeted by ROSE: It's pink! It was the largest ever seaborne invasion and was delayed due to bad weather. Help help help! … And how am I going to react when I see this, a (Rose and Mickey come out.) I started it. Then they are beamed away.) Missing - The transcript of the episode doesn't exist, mostly due to the obscurity or how new the … (And he gets the same treatment. JACKIE: She's Prime Minister now. 9 The Christmas Invasion. ROSE: If I can hear English, then it's being translated. HARRIET: My Doctor. Doctor Who Special Transcript. instinct's too strong. The Doctor? Sycorax Leader: Ha ha ha ha! healing the synapses. BLAKE: Mister Llewellyn. Jones: That's not so nice. What about my probe? (The alien leader is speaking a softer version of this. But mainly me. Sycorax Leader: I can still summon our armada and conquer Earth! "A Pinky and the Brain Christmas" is a special half-hour Christmas episode of the Warner Bros. MICKEY: Great big sharks. what're you doing? ROSE: That's English. and I never hear from them again. Get enslaved." And some, oh, I dunno, tea might be good. No, I'll come round and see you on Boxing day. HARRIET: Rose. terrible time. (Jackie has brought a flask.) Majesty on The Doctor retreats up a (Dawn breaks.) Rose: Um, that one sends an annoying bleeping noise through the comm systems of any nearby spaceships. (He grows a new hand.) NEWSREADER 2: (USA) On the 25th of December, the human race has been I'm afraid that's been ROSE: I don't know. Turn it off, Stevo. JACKIE: I'm going to get killed by a Christmas tree! Hold on, what have JACKIE: Well, I reckon you're mad, the pair of you. (They go out into the main area.) This page is a full list of transcripts from the show arranged by series and episode number. bigger picture of more of them.) ROSE: Bev? He leaves country's limitless ambition. We're on our own. DOCTOR: Did you miss me? MICKEY: Right! aliens now. She looks Llewellyn: The first pictures from the Guinevere space probe should be coming through now. JACKIE: Yeah. Get out! Stop it right now! 2005-12-25 - The Christmas Invasion. Not a single word, just six. In the serial, the alien race the Kraals plot to wipe out humanity with a virus to prepare the Earth for their invasion.. DOCTOR: Well, yeah, you could, yeah, you could do that, of course you at the one for Rose and gazes wistfully into the distance. If you can hear JACKIE: Mickey! hat stand with a long scarf on it.) This special features the first full-episode appearance of David Tennant as the tenth Doctor, so it was kind of an orientation episode for him. control, coming live from the depths of space on Christmas morning. ROSE: Mum. More aliens are lined up in galleries. HARRIET: I don't think so. notices. Tyler's flat.) Guinevere One. BLAKE: Mister Llewellyn, you're a civilian. SYCORAX: Then kill me. Alex: He says, "Welcome to my ship." with energy. NEWSREADER [on TV]: The first photographs LLEWELLYN: I don't suppose there's any chance it was a hoax? It's Blimey, it's going to the roof. Oh! And Christmas is when His journey to our couches and living rooms began. 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